A friend to all is a friend to none.

-Aristotle

I like to sleep it doesn’t mean I want to build a bed.

-Jim Gaffigan

I see said the blind man as he picked up a hammer and saw..

-unknown

growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell ..

- Edward Abbey

inveniam viam aut faciam

-Hannibal (debatably)

Never argue with an idiot, they’ll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

-Mark Twain

Now there’s trouble in River City..

-Robert Preston/Daniel Tosh

Everything will be okay in the end, if everything is not okay, then it is not the end.

-Oscar Wilde/John Lennon/ who really knows

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling the tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.

-Abraham Lincoln